"Why do you want to work at Google?"
MY LIFE WOULD HAVE MEANING
Decided. Montra: I am Kanye West.
My phone interview for Google is in 24 minutes.
My stomach hurts beyond belief and I feel like puking. Why did I decide to let Google be my first interview? Yeah, I’ll practice with Google and save my good stuff for better companies. Dumb.
Not wearing any underwear...my crotch is on spring...
Why do I have to get married? Oprah's not married!
OH SHIT, got the Google interview.
Just applied to Google. Yikes. Wish me luck.
possiblyperplexed: The neighbors found a way to have fun in the rain. That drain was only about 5in deep a couple hours before. Aw, our backyard was legit.
flapjacksblog2 asked: What is your favorite Cartoon Network show?
I'd totally bone Pauly Shore.
Me: Has your mom ever called me a gringa?
Jeffrey: Hm, maybe once.
Me: *jaw dropped*
When you don’t create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than...– _why (via mavenist)
Jeffrey: (turns off lights)
Me: I don't want to go to bed yet!
Jeffrey: Hm... Did you want to do something?