Why was it that when you faked sick to get out of...
No, I don’t want to watch Gullah Gullah Fucking Island.
One morning, when I was around 7 or 8, I woke up...
I told her, “I know.” Shoooot. And my mom and I went to the mall. Me in my uniform. On a Saturday. And not a single fuck was given that day.
My mom was telling all of these native Mexican...
Felt exactly like Save The Last Dance.
In Cabo, right? So.
Yes, I understand what I just did, but I'm so...
My heart is yours to fill or burst, to break or...
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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
When my boyfriend gets nervous, I adore him even more.
The whole world wants what we're on.
Just had a dream that I gave Bjork a blow job. Not...
Nipples are pretty awesome.
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Jenny: Look at this way, at least, you have an excuse to go to Europe.
You yelled at me... but I'm Topanga!
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