Welp, Mexico's out. Go Portugal!
Boobies shouldn't be called boobies.
They should be called yaybies! Or standing ouvabies! Or hooraybies! Wait, maybe not hooraybies. It sounds like a disease; some kind of herpes/rabies combo.
I can't wait to say, "Oh, wow, I just really dated...
LIFE IS ERRANDS.
Sabrina had the worst fashion sense.
Also, if you live by Pacific Standard Time, the final episode is currently on ABC Family. It’s quite a delight. Sabrina stops the wedding and is reunited with Harvey. You know, the happily ever happy that is intended.
I detest Katy Perry.
She promotes heteronormativity through bisexual spectacles and mockery; Katy is merely jealous of Gaga. You will never be as good as Gaga, Katy. Get over it. Over you. Love Russell Brand, for the record. Shit’s hilarious.
I cried because I realized snakes are just tails...
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