lancaster: (via. Perez Hilton) This is awkward. Katy Perry’s jilted ex Travie McCoy had no problem expressing how he felt when he heard her new single Circle The Drain - which was most likely written about him. Perry and McCoy dated in 2008 when the Billionaire MC checked into rehab for a prescription pill addiction. In the song, Katy writes: Wanna be your lover, not your fucking mother...
AH SHIT, MANDREW JUST BOUGHT SUNNY D AND RUM
I never understand when JWOWW says, "After I have...
Thoughts? Is it an insect reference or something? Why?
"What's a motorboat in terms of sex?"
Horribly awkward text from my mother just now. What if it involved balls in my mouth or something?! How would I have explained that without killing myself afterward?
Btw, I was so happy when Rita died. Finally.