July 2009
Aw, you know he really likes you when he buys 'Her...
mthrfknluis:
purplediculous
Actually a vagina is not sensitive enough to truly notice a difference depite what Trojan says. No rib, bumps (etc…) will truly enhance the pleasure but it might inhibit the amount of pain.
Yes, but it’s the thought. It may be a marketing ploy, but it shows he cares nonetheless.
Aw, you know he really likes you when he buys 'Her...
June 2009
GET LOW
did that bitch mary kate kill MJ too?
(via bringtheruckuss)
HAHA
How do you ask a guy to trim his area without...
USA 2 : SPAIN 0
mthrfknluis:
A 90 minute reenactment of the Spanish-American War.
LOST THE GAME.
Why I like assholes: The Daddy Complex #2
Dad: Are you almost done getting ready? Me: Yeah, I just have to put on my clothes. Dad: Please don’t turn into your mother. Me: It’s not just mom. I’m just a girl! Dad: What a bad trait. Me: Being a girl? Dad: Yeah.
You know it’s a silly day when you and your brother are at a movie theater and feel it’s necessary to strategize the best seating positions if ambushed by large men and need to fight. Oh Bay Area.
tonytoday:
“I Gotta Feeling” - Black Eyed...
I’m at an 8 year old’s birthday party at a bowling alley. “Thizz Dance” is playing in the background. Oh Bay Area, how I missed the ghetto and the elementry school drug exposure.
You're a Glenn Gulia and I need a Robbie Hart.
I want, more than anything, to be in dazed and confused.
The Velvet Underground - New Age
“I totally just used John Mayer’s lyrics to get laid.”
– (via textsfromlastnight)
So does John Mayer.
(via beforetheymakemerun)
What do chocolate, coffee, and men have in common?
They’re all better rich.
I was just a Stupid Kid back then. I take back...
chuktheblog:
T-Pain - Buy You A Drink
Uhh yeahh,...
Going to see The Hangover then home to watch Weeds...
The Good Life, Kanye West?
If I had one wish it would be to Freaky Friday...
This is my official announcement/request to the universe. So tomorrow I hope to wake up with a weiner - as someone other than my brother. Oh please universe, I don’t want to see my brother’s penis.
A Life In Vain, My Dearly Departed
OHMYGOD...
mthrfknluis:
You mean to tell me that Dusty isn’t even 21?
awwww you guise! HAHAHAHA
I know, it’s hilarious. What a little pussy bitch.
Hey, I wanna die masturbating too.
