June 2009
May 2009
My halfway through the new years resolution is to...
(via dustydgaf)
Yes! But don’t do it at a Depeche Mode concert. Depeche Mode fans don’t like it at all. I’ve concluded they don’t have souls //JW
WatchThunderAnt’s Feminist Bookstore (Part 1)
Well, Toni, I am comfortable with something that talks about your anus. You’re making your anus special by making it not talked about.
“[Captain Kirk] still manages to defy the continuity team and switch hair color...”
– Anthony Lane for The New Yorker
STAR TREK SUCKED! DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE SPECIAL FX! THE ACTING WAS HORRENDOUS! THE PLOT WAS HORRIBLE! And, no, I am NOT out of my Vulcan mind…… Did they really put that in the script? Wow, amazingly bad!
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Stick To Your Guns - This is More
Rest assured,...
I found a book on my parents night stand called...
On each page was a place, a decsription of how to do it, and a space to fill in the time/date you accomplished it.
VOMIT.
JENNFIER
"The Hangover" = Vegas version of "Dude Where's My...
Why I like assholes: The Daddy Complex
Dad: I think I got a minor concussion from that rollercoaster.
Me: Yeah, me too. That was awful.
Ma: I wonder how many brain cells you guys lost from that.
Dad: It doesn't matter. We still have way more than you.
Styx - Come Sail Away
Listen
Listen
Mista Fab - Ghost Ride It
Ghost ride, go crazy....
I had one of those instances today where you close...
In case you didn’t know who that crackhead...
Terminator Salvation
dustydgaf:
“The year is 2018. Judgment Day has come and gone, leveling modern civilization. An army of Terminators roams the post-apocalyptic landscape, killing or collecting humans where they hide in the desolate cities and deserts.”
SPOILER: THIS IS ALL BARACK OBAMA’S FAULT.
The Matches, Dog-Eared Page
“I’m richer than you. Call me Richard.”
– Amir 