I bet Disneyland is like Disneyland for pedophiles.
Yes. Yes. Yes! I know I did the Vulcan salute wrong. The entire post was dedicated to my mistaking the Jewish blessing gesture with the Vulcan salute. FAIL.
- (My dad and I were slurping chocolate milk through straws)
- Ma: You guys look ridiculous. I'm going to post a picture of this on YouTube.
- Me: Good thing YouTube doesn't host pictures.
- Ma: Good thing I don't even know what YouTube is.
Ooooh to be Prince Caspian!
Ooooh to have unprotected sex with Edmund!
'BOUT TO GO TUMBLR CRAZY. ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY?
worst or best dentist ever?
- Me: Thanks for coming in extra early this morning to fit me in.
- Dr. Scott: No worries. I'm surprised you're even here. Going to the dentist isn't something I would want to do on my vacation.
- Me: Well, it's something that just needs to be done I guess.
- Dr. Scott: Still, I wouldn't waste my time here.