Monster
Lady GaGa
Lady Gaga - Monster
He ate my heart. He 888 my heart.
December 2009
November 2009
I bet Disneyland is like Disneyland for pedophiles.
Yes. Yes. Yes! I know I did the Vulcan salute wrong. The entire post was dedicated to my mistaking the Jewish blessing gesture with the Vulcan salute. FAIL.
Lauren/beforetheymakemerun
my mother
- (My dad and I were slurping chocolate milk through straws)
- Ma: You guys look ridiculous. I'm going to post a picture of this on YouTube.
- Me: Good thing YouTube doesn't host pictures.
- Ma: Good thing I don't even know what YouTube is.
'BOUT TO GO TUMBLR CRAZY. ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY?
worst or best dentist ever?
- Me: Thanks for coming in extra early this morning to fit me in.
- Dr. Scott: No worries. I'm surprised you're even here. Going to the dentist isn't something I would want to do on my vacation.
- Me: Well, it's something that just needs to be done I guess.
- Dr. Scott: Still, I wouldn't waste my time here.
I Wanna Marry You
Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Springsteen - I Wanna Marry You
But in the end true love can’t be no fairytale,
To say I’ll make your dreams come true would be wrong,
But maybe, darlin’, I could help them along.There may be no knight in shining armour; but there’s always a Duckie.
When you found your Duckie, marry him.
Some Red-Handed Sleight of Hand
Cursive
Cursive - Red-Handed Sleight of Hand
Lauren,
This is my formal acceptance.
Yours,
Jenny
My (Lauren's) other tumblah (beforetheymakemerun.tumblr.com) is bach. →
beforetheymakemerun.tumblr.com
*Shrugs shoulders*
What can I say? I’d rather obsessively check my tumblr than habitually check my facebook. Facebook….. You’re aught.
