May 2013
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Watchlancaster:
nadjuices:
possiblyperplexed:
BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU!
I keep watching this and laughing. This guy is my hero.
Oh silly Andrew…
I was looking for this for a good 10 minutes. That’s a long fucking time for the internet. Worth every second.
tuesdaytoo:
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
The best hand jobs are when...
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societyruined:
dont let anyone with bad eyebrows tell u shit about life
This morning I woke up and my cat went “MERRRRRR” and I replied with an enthusiastic, “Happy Mother’s Day to me!” Then I preceded to cry my spinster-self back to sleep.
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Watchdiglettdevious:
This was worth the 6 seconds.
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April 2013
worldofhair:
simultaneously worried about laura a lot and also never want laura to stop and want to enable laura
