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societyruined: dont let anyone with bad eyebrows tell u shit about life
This morning I woke up and my cat went “MERRRRRR” and I replied with an enthusiastic, “Happy Mother’s Day to me!” Then I preceded to cry my spinster-self back to sleep.
diglettdevious: This was worth the 6 seconds.
worldofhair: simultaneously worried about laura a lot and also never want laura to stop and want to enable laura