Jenny, lover of purple.
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Because she’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Yahoo buying Tumblr in one gif
rofl
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BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU!
I keep watching this and laughing. This guy is my hero.
Oh silly Andrew…
I was looking for this for a good 10 minutes. That’s a long fucking time for the internet. Worth every second.
how to get a lady to notice u 101
Artwork by Alyssa Nassner
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Solid Strings Quilt: Oh, The Places We’ll Go by RedRedCompletelyRed on Flickr.
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
The best hand jobs are when they’re with your mouth.
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dream home!!
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